Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots - Unraveled
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Date: 2023-12-10
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-eckitronix
Trying to check the vid,
Proto Man was legitimately made just to be a robot kid.
Mega Man was supposed to be Proto Man, but without running away from battery failure. I'd be most scared of him because he's had to deal with decades of emotional pain and war scars.
Roll is the cute maid.
Pretty sure Fan is just Protagonist Johnson.
Bass was Wily's attempt at making the anti-Mega Man. The copying went so well that the creation kinda disowned the creator.
Zero, while sentient, was made just to be a weapon.
X was given sentience and morality testing so that he wouldn't become an attacking weapon, more of a defensive combatant.
Namagem is basically if you gave Mega Man a yellow twin and then raised him in an abusive household and then made him so jealous of the life he'd want more that he hates it.
Rush is a doggo.
Eddie is the best little weird creature ever, I love him
Tango is a kitty who buzzsaws through stuff in space.
Auto's basically replaced Rock's job as lab assistant due to the blue boi being sent off to war constantly.
Mariachi is a hampter.
Beat is a birb.
Reggae is a birb but with a dysfunctional parent and is an edgy trickster birb.
Treble is edgy Rush.
Tempo's whole thing is that she actually lost a lot of her sentience and emotion after a near-fatal accident. Make sure to call 811 BEFORE you dig.
Vesper Woman is a snarky bee. It's HIP to f-
Mega Girl literally is just a fanfiction cartoon character that existed in one episode of the least-enjoyed adaptation of half of gaming culture at the time.
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Trying to check the vid,
Proto Man was legitimately made just to be a robot kid.
Mega Man was supposed to be Proto Man, but without running away from battery failure. I'd be most scared of him because he's had to deal with decades of emotional pain and war scars.
Roll is the cute maid.
Pretty sure Fan is just Protagonist Johnson.
Bass was Wily's attempt at making the anti-Mega Man. The copying went so well that the creation kinda disowned the creator.
Zero, while sentient, was made just to be a weapon.
X was given sentience and morality testing so that he wouldn't become an attacking weapon, more of a defensive combatant.
Namagem is basically if you gave Mega Man a yellow twin and then raised him in an abusive household and then made him so jealous of the life he'd want more that he hates it.
Rush is a doggo.
Eddie is the best little weird creature ever, I love him
Tango is a kitty who buzzsaws through stuff in space.
Auto's basically replaced Rock's job as lab assistant due to the blue boi being sent off to war constantly.
Mariachi is a hampter.
Beat is a birb.
Reggae is a birb but with a dysfunctional parent and is an edgy trickster birb.
Treble is edgy Rush.
Tempo's whole thing is that she actually lost a lot of her sentience and emotion after a near-fatal accident. Make sure to call 811 BEFORE you dig.
Vesper Woman is a snarky bee. It's HIP to f-
Mega Girl literally is just a fanfiction cartoon character that existed in one episode of the least-enjoyed adaptation of half of gaming culture at the time.
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-FiksIIanzO
About Freeze Man being dumb: splitting temperature into hot and cold is actually a fascinating idea. We're talking decreasing entropy of the universe, but there is actually no specific reason why that should be impossible; we just have no idea if it is, and we've yet to observe a single event of entropy decrease, so a lot of people just assume that it's impossible. This promotes the Freeze Man from -dumb- to -possibly the most important entity in _existence-, _ because he can defeat the Heat Death of the Universe, all while being scientifically feasible.
One way it could be possible is smashing molecules in a certain controlled way, then sorting the fast ones away from the slow ones. There's nothing that does that, but mechanically there could be.
Extra: while the second law of thermodynamics states that any closed system tends to maximize entropy, this law is based on observation rather than proof. Assuming it's infallible is practical, but fundamentally incorrect.
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About Freeze Man being dumb: splitting temperature into hot and cold is actually a fascinating idea. We're talking decreasing entropy of the universe, but there is actually no specific reason why that should be impossible; we just have no idea if it is, and we've yet to observe a single event of entropy decrease, so a lot of people just assume that it's impossible. This promotes the Freeze Man from -dumb- to -possibly the most important entity in _existence-, _ because he can defeat the Heat Death of the Universe, all while being scientifically feasible.
One way it could be possible is smashing molecules in a certain controlled way, then sorting the fast ones away from the slow ones. There's nothing that does that, but mechanically there could be.
Extra: while the second law of thermodynamics states that any closed system tends to maximize entropy, this law is based on observation rather than proof. Assuming it's infallible is practical, but fundamentally incorrect.
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-trenthawkins
Side note on Wind Man who uses wind to help with crops:
I worked for a crop sciences farm for a few years. Planting and harvesting new varieties of certain crops with better traits. One of the concerns is breakage due to bad weather; costing farms a percentage of their yields. I genuinely do no know how much of what I saw was under NDAs, and I do not want them angry with me. But Wind Man would greatly interest agricultural companies. And it would automate a genuinely annoying task that must be done manually over several weeks just to put some numbers on a spreadsheet.
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Side note on Wind Man who uses wind to help with crops:
I worked for a crop sciences farm for a few years. Planting and harvesting new varieties of certain crops with better traits. One of the concerns is breakage due to bad weather; costing farms a percentage of their yields. I genuinely do no know how much of what I saw was under NDAs, and I do not want them angry with me. But Wind Man would greatly interest agricultural companies. And it would automate a genuinely annoying task that must be done manually over several weeks just to put some numbers on a spreadsheet.
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-ThomasMRuth
Comment that will never be seen but that's ok:
If you're looking for all your favorites from MM2, they're listed ambiguously under -murder robots- which is objectively untrue in most cases. Yes they were Wily's bots but most were made from Light's creations.
Metal, Air, Bubble, Quick, Heat, Wood, Gemini, and my favorite, Crash. (also: Ring, Skull (yeah that's accurate) Wave, and Napalm, which were Cossack's and hijacked by Wily.
Many others in this enormous catchall.
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Comment that will never be seen but that's ok:
If you're looking for all your favorites from MM2, they're listed ambiguously under -murder robots- which is objectively untrue in most cases. Yes they were Wily's bots but most were made from Light's creations.
Metal, Air, Bubble, Quick, Heat, Wood, Gemini, and my favorite, Crash. (also: Ring, Skull (yeah that's accurate) Wave, and Napalm, which were Cossack's and hijacked by Wily.
Many others in this enormous catchall.
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-YUKILOID39
It makes sense that almost nothing from Mega Man X is here because, while Robot Masters merely attempt to replicate what being a sentient being is like, Reploids are ACTUALLY sentient, just like a human, so that would just be like ranking how shitty the job they chose is. Whereas, Robot Masters were specifically (add it to the counter) built for the jobs they do
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It makes sense that almost nothing from Mega Man X is here because, while Robot Masters merely attempt to replicate what being a sentient being is like, Reploids are ACTUALLY sentient, just like a human, so that would just be like ranking how shitty the job they chose is. Whereas, Robot Masters were specifically (add it to the counter) built for the jobs they do
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-oozekip
So, as someone who knows virtually nothing about MegaMan, with the way you described Freezeman I think he's supposed to be a sentient AC unit. -Splitting average temperatures into hot and cold temperatures- is basically an extremely strange way to describe how they work. Don't ask me how thats supposed to generate power, though.
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So, as someone who knows virtually nothing about MegaMan, with the way you described Freezeman I think he's supposed to be a sentient AC unit. -Splitting average temperatures into hot and cold temperatures- is basically an extremely strange way to describe how they work. Don't ask me how thats supposed to generate power, though.
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-mrvaporize758
I'd like to think that Dr. Light (and/or another scientist) thinks of the exterior design before the function, how else would 20XX end up with examples such as Toad Man or Pharaoh Man? -
I see Dr. Light and Dr. Wily sitting at a bar, half-smashed, with a dozen napkin scribblings of different robot masters between them.
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I'd like to think that Dr. Light (and/or another scientist) thinks of the exterior design before the function, how else would 20XX end up with examples such as Toad Man or Pharaoh Man? -
I see Dr. Light and Dr. Wily sitting at a bar, half-smashed, with a dozen napkin scribblings of different robot masters between them.
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-longhornedsun
wait hold up
i-m pretty sure the whole point of crash test dummies being human shaped is so that we can see what would happen to a person in a crash.
bounce man cannot do this. he is five orbs tied together. WHY MAKE THE ROBOT FEEL PAIN IF A REGULAR DUMMY WORKS BETTER?
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wait hold up
i-m pretty sure the whole point of crash test dummies being human shaped is so that we can see what would happen to a person in a crash.
bounce man cannot do this. he is five orbs tied together. WHY MAKE THE ROBOT FEEL PAIN IF A REGULAR DUMMY WORKS BETTER?
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-Altaku84
creating and being powered by thermal power is recursive, until you take into account he is a sentient robot. he gathers the necessary fuel, converts it into thermal power, then keeps some of it to keep himself running. not impossible, but he will die if he stops doing his job.
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creating and being powered by thermal power is recursive, until you take into account he is a sentient robot. he gathers the necessary fuel, converts it into thermal power, then keeps some of it to keep himself running. not impossible, but he will die if he stops doing his job.
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polygon
I think Hard Man is supposed to help stop out of control heavy duty construction equipment like wreaking balls, steamrollers, or excavators
As well as catching heavy materials that might accidentally fall from a crane or things like that so others don't get hurt
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I think Hard Man is supposed to help stop out of control heavy duty construction equipment like wreaking balls, steamrollers, or excavators
As well as catching heavy materials that might accidentally fall from a crane or things like that so others don't get hurt
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-ShibeDogetic
-Chill Man is a recent robot master who was built to stop global warming. And heaven knows we need that. -
-Burner Man was made, and I quote, --to bring harm to natural environments. - Technically not murder, definitely bad. -
The duality of man
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-Chill Man is a recent robot master who was built to stop global warming. And heaven knows we need that. -
-Burner Man was made, and I quote, --to bring harm to natural environments. - Technically not murder, definitely bad. -
The duality of man
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-joshyua5273
I disagree with your placement on RingMan, in Megamix he had a job as a detective, being built for combat doesn-t mean you can-t have practical use, this is true because all of the robot masters in MegaMan 5 were built by Wily specifically for combat
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I disagree with your placement on RingMan, in Megamix he had a job as a detective, being built for combat doesn-t mean you can-t have practical use, this is true because all of the robot masters in MegaMan 5 were built by Wily specifically for combat
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-Doct0rLekter
Wind man helping with harvest may be reference to the fact that wind is used to separate out grains. You drop them into the path of wind and the grain proper falls (mostly) straight down while the other bits blow away in the wind.
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Wind man helping with harvest may be reference to the fact that wind is used to separate out grains. You drop them into the path of wind and the grain proper falls (mostly) straight down while the other bits blow away in the wind.
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-crazysasha1374
If anyone ever gets close to creating sentience in machines, they need to see this video to see what humanity will use that ability to do. Because given enough time and people, each and everyone of these ideas will happen.
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If anyone ever gets close to creating sentience in machines, they need to see this video to see what humanity will use that ability to do. Because given enough time and people, each and everyone of these ideas will happen.
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-reedwojo7858
Question: why are wood, bubble and air man all in the murder robots category? Wood man is literally just a nature preservation robot? And the only difference between air man and wind man is that wind man is a martial artist?
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Question: why are wood, bubble and air man all in the murder robots category? Wood man is literally just a nature preservation robot? And the only difference between air man and wind man is that wind man is a martial artist?
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-buggyeyez
-those were software created specifically with the intention of being mean online; and that's just twitter. -
Oh god I'm so old I didn't even think of twitter first for the punchline I thought of 4chan -shudders-
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-those were software created specifically with the intention of being mean online; and that's just twitter. -
Oh god I'm so old I didn't even think of twitter first for the punchline I thought of 4chan -shudders-
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polygon
Herbert: the 9th short of -Haltmann-, an employee makes a presentation about the robot masters that work at the Haltmann Works Company, and decide who should br throw in the trash and who could be keep on their armies
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Herbert: the 9th short of -Haltmann-, an employee makes a presentation about the robot masters that work at the Haltmann Works Company, and decide who should br throw in the trash and who could be keep on their armies
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-addymant
If Freeze Man can create a temperature gradient without doing any work, that is a way to reverse entropy and generate electricity.
If they have to put work in, that's just an air conditioner
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If Freeze Man can create a temperature gradient without doing any work, that is a way to reverse entropy and generate electricity.
If they have to put work in, that's just an air conditioner
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-purplex4065
OMFG THE ONLY RANDOM GUESS THAT WAS TRUE WAS THAT CENTAUR MAN IS A TOUR GUIDE LEZGO! It makes sense cuz greece is a MAIN tourist attraction and Centaur man fits the theme of Greek mythology
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OMFG THE ONLY RANDOM GUESS THAT WAS TRUE WAS THAT CENTAUR MAN IS A TOUR GUIDE LEZGO! It makes sense cuz greece is a MAIN tourist attraction and Centaur man fits the theme of Greek mythology
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-kalythai
Half of the No category sound like they would fit in as costumes in Balan Wonderworld. Maybe Balan Wonderworld took inspiration from the bottom of the Megaman Robot Masters barrel.
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Half of the No category sound like they would fit in as costumes in Balan Wonderworld. Maybe Balan Wonderworld took inspiration from the bottom of the Megaman Robot Masters barrel.
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-PMON9
The fact that the robot that controls gravity is not listed among the robots that can do things that humans can't do confused the hell out of me so much that I had to write a comment.
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The fact that the robot that controls gravity is not listed among the robots that can do things that humans can't do confused the hell out of me so much that I had to write a comment.
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-user-pl7cq7op1j
I thoroughly disagree on Light Man. Having a mobile light source underground that you could communicate with as a teammate would be indispensable in so many areas of life
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I thoroughly disagree on Light Man. Having a mobile light source underground that you could communicate with as a teammate would be indispensable in so many areas of life
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-user-uk3qx5nw4c
I don't think some of the murder robots are right, the one's made by Cossack, Knight Tomahawk and Yamato man, and even i'm not sure but maybe Gemini Man also
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I don't think some of the murder robots are right, the one's made by Cossack, Knight Tomahawk and Yamato man, and even i'm not sure but maybe Gemini Man also
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polygon
Iirc none of the robot masters, or any of the robots made before X were sentient. X was the first sentient robot cause Megaman wanted light to make a sentient robot
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Iirc none of the robot masters, or any of the robots made before X were sentient. X was the first sentient robot cause Megaman wanted light to make a sentient robot
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-Strange2259
There's something about watching all the unraveleds in order and just hearing -Well- it is such a LARGE and MAGNIFICENT piec- The Mega Man robots. -
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There's something about watching all the unraveleds in order and just hearing -Well- it is such a LARGE and MAGNIFICENT piec- The Mega Man robots. -
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polygon
I so badly wamna get into a nonsense argument about these robots with this man, not a mean one but just a dumb argument and i will not back down
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I so badly wamna get into a nonsense argument about these robots with this man, not a mean one but just a dumb argument and i will not back down
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-Teramin1
I think chill man is an air conditioner, a machine that spits average temperatures into hot and cold temperatures is just an air conditioner.
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I think chill man is an air conditioner, a machine that spits average temperatures into hot and cold temperatures is just an air conditioner.
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-Silverdenn
The joke would have been awesome if he said: -Hey, have you ever seen a clown and thought: Hey, wouldn't it be great if it was sentient? -
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The joke would have been awesome if he said: -Hey, have you ever seen a clown and thought: Hey, wouldn't it be great if it was sentient? -
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-beenannon
I've literally never engaged with the Mega Man universe in my life but this is still one of my favourite (comfort) videos of all time.
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I've literally never engaged with the Mega Man universe in my life but this is still one of my favourite (comfort) videos of all time.
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-vivavitae
Wait guys. maybe this is a great collection of anticapitalist art all about how capitalism doesn't actually create any innovation.
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Wait guys. maybe this is a great collection of anticapitalist art all about how capitalism doesn't actually create any innovation.
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