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Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form - Unraveled BONUS

Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form - Unraveled BONUS

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Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 16


Hi, I-m The Big Dark, and if you-re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I never liked the dark in my younger days, not being able to see what was around you and all that. It was so easy to sneak up and strike on someone blinded after all. That was until I realized that I could overcome my fear and use it against my enemies. I got special retinal implants, got perfect night vision from em. Now, I can strike from the darkness, without a sound. You-d better watch your back, and your sides, and all around you. Not like it-ll do you any good, cause once I-m close enough, you-re gone
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3 years before here's my new set of kojima name:
Normal Name-
Big Fernando
Occupational Name
Big Tanking caretaker
Horny Name-
Big Tanking Dog
THE Name-
The Big Bazooka
Cool Name-
Big Breakfast tornado
Violent Name-
Big Solid TRIDENT (this should be my horny name tbh)
No Subtext Name-
Big doomscroll

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Now I deeply want to see Brian design a jojo stand generator. It has the same problem: each stand's power and name serve a purpose in the story and relate to the stand user. You can't just do a word bank of superpowers or band/song names. I want to know my stand. My personal stand.
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I'm Liquid Lickable Border-Collie-Man. Once I spilled honey on my dog, and due to having full hands I could not wash my dog off properly. I was forced to lick my dog's fur clean of honey, but I was walked in on by my friends. It's a rough life out there
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Brian I did this for the first time and I immediately got the 'Am Hideo Kojima' condition. Thanks for letting me know that I am Hideo Kojima. I guess that answers those questions. (really not joking tho i did get the 69 first try)
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I got a 6 so here are my names
1. Break Closerman
2. Weird opioid electric fence
3. Mouse cat feeder
4. Old aquarius short haired cat
5. The weird death
6. Big pet cat

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-Procrastinating Housewife- is both severely underwhelming -and- irrationally funny given the context and honestly besides being kinda offended I love it. Thank you, Brian.
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AYY I GOT THAT 6 ON THE D6 so I got myself 6 names:
The Loneliness
Spiked Bat Missile
Sitting Spiked Bat Spider
The Spider
Yogurt Eater
Liquid Editor

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6: 28 so. you may not believe me, but.
I was gonna say Im halfway through the sheet but no. I am actually done the sheet because I am a clone of Kojiima.

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my names are:
1. Fidgety Ego Camperman
2. Singing Beagle
3. Pitchfork Zoonosis
4. The Mysterious Slimes
5. Dance Singing
6. Hideo Kojima

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finally came back to do this after rolling a 6 on my first try. My true name is Singing Corkscrew. My other 6 names are shrouded in mystery
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Someone else who had to monologue on an empty stage because the only other actor MISSED THER FREAKING QUE!
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You want us to use a website that forces us to create an account and pay just so we can download a pdf?
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I remember 4 years ago I was -The Tired Watching-Man-
I'm gonna take the test today again, wish me luck o7

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i'm not even gonna post what name i got i'm just gonna say that it's my villain origin story. it's that bad
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I got Old Dean Proffitt (Creator) and I have never been more ashamed of watching the movie Overboard.
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