Griffin and Nick Read Bad -Pokemon: The First Movie- Reviews - CoolGames Inc
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He states that he has researched the Pokemans in order to gain legitimacy to judge from upon high something he clearly does not understand nor deserves the right to comment upon. But is too dumb and lazy to actually -DO- any decent research.
Remember that when some shitehead shites on something out of ignorance and considers themselves too good to bother to understand it, their opinion is worthless and shouldnt get you down.\r\n
Date: 2023-12-10
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polygon
HOLY SHITE THE POKEMON WAR THING BRINGS UP BAD FLASHBACKS
My bro and I got some Pokemon Cards (And for some reason they were all monsters) but didn't have the rules or anything, so instead of googling it or anything, my crummy father is just like -Play war using the HP of the cards as the value. - and like. He kept on having us play that for hours because he refused to let us watch TV. And that's the story of why I hate War.
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HOLY SHITE THE POKEMON WAR THING BRINGS UP BAD FLASHBACKS
My bro and I got some Pokemon Cards (And for some reason they were all monsters) but didn't have the rules or anything, so instead of googling it or anything, my crummy father is just like -Play war using the HP of the cards as the value. - and like. He kept on having us play that for hours because he refused to let us watch TV. And that's the story of why I hate War.
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-virgil. alonso
1) Roger Egbert is a legend
2) Roger Egebert understands how pop culture works.
Below is the last three sentences of his review:
-But I may have completely bypassed the point and misinterpreted crucial Pokemon lore. This may disqualify me from ever becoming a Pokemon Trainer. I can live with that. -
He did a pretty good job.
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1) Roger Egbert is a legend
2) Roger Egebert understands how pop culture works.
Below is the last three sentences of his review:
-But I may have completely bypassed the point and misinterpreted crucial Pokemon lore. This may disqualify me from ever becoming a Pokemon Trainer. I can live with that. -
He did a pretty good job.
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polygon
As someone who has no connection to The Pokemans, I'm on the critics side. The fans didn't need reviews to see the movies, the critics were reviewing for people like me. Anything I've seen related to Pokemon has been obnoxious incomprehensible garbage.
I did play through one of the games, though. It was fine.
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As someone who has no connection to The Pokemans, I'm on the critics side. The fans didn't need reviews to see the movies, the critics were reviewing for people like me. Anything I've seen related to Pokemon has been obnoxious incomprehensible garbage.
I did play through one of the games, though. It was fine.
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-Sam_Kablam
This should be a 'Gam Dev Simulator' style game - You write the movie reviews, and the quality of your review effects movie sales and the future of the franchise/actors. Will your words condemn Billy Crystal to a lifetime of B-movie roles, or will you give him the chance to become a star?
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This should be a 'Gam Dev Simulator' style game - You write the movie reviews, and the quality of your review effects movie sales and the future of the franchise/actors. Will your words condemn Billy Crystal to a lifetime of B-movie roles, or will you give him the chance to become a star?
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-DaveKap
To the guy making these vids: Griffin falling off the left side and then slowly laughing his way downward was the best thing ever. Please, more of that kind of thing, including Nick's head spinning. I'm laughing harder at the animation than the actual jokes when you do this stuff.
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To the guy making these vids: Griffin falling off the left side and then slowly laughing his way downward was the best thing ever. Please, more of that kind of thing, including Nick's head spinning. I'm laughing harder at the animation than the actual jokes when you do this stuff.
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polygon
It was either on the Cheap Ass Gamer podcast or the Player One podcast, but one of the hosts said that that is how kids would play with Pokemon cards. They wouldn't know the real rules and just throw down cards and compare the power ratings of moves. So it IS like war.
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It was either on the Cheap Ass Gamer podcast or the Player One podcast, but one of the hosts said that that is how kids would play with Pokemon cards. They wouldn't know the real rules and just throw down cards and compare the power ratings of moves. So it IS like war.
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-NardoBardo
This has to be one of my all time favourite moments in CGI history. I spent that entire derailment laughing uncontrollably at how absurd some of those reviews were. Thank you Sun Chips Place God for making this a CGI animated bit.
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This has to be one of my all time favourite moments in CGI history. I spent that entire derailment laughing uncontrollably at how absurd some of those reviews were. Thank you Sun Chips Place God for making this a CGI animated bit.
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-justadragonryu
dude that's for real how I used to play yu-gi-oh with kids older than me who didn't know how. we would put down the monster cards and I'd be like -See mine has more life balls so I win this one- and take the cards.
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dude that's for real how I used to play yu-gi-oh with kids older than me who didn't know how. we would put down the monster cards and I'd be like -See mine has more life balls so I win this one- and take the cards.
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-apperusenpai
I hope Emil still has the cards he scammed off that reviewer because that's one of those things you keep around forever so when your grandkids find them in a dusty scrapbook, you have a cool story to tell them
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I hope Emil still has the cards he scammed off that reviewer because that's one of those things you keep around forever so when your grandkids find them in a dusty scrapbook, you have a cool story to tell them
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-cranberrysace
I'm pretty sure at one point in the episode griffin says that he could make a whole separate podcast reading Pokemon movie reviews and honestly? that would be amazing and I'd love it
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I'm pretty sure at one point in the episode griffin says that he could make a whole separate podcast reading Pokemon movie reviews and honestly? that would be amazing and I'd love it
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-celestesmith480
I listened to this podcast episode in the car and I had to pull over and stop driving because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. thanks for trying to murder me, soft boys.
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I listened to this podcast episode in the car and I had to pull over and stop driving because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. thanks for trying to murder me, soft boys.
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-ChristopherBatson
I'm really glad they animated this! Next to Tara's profound misunderstanding of basketball and Shadow of the Colossus, this is one of my favorite bits from the show
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I'm really glad they animated this! Next to Tara's profound misunderstanding of basketball and Shadow of the Colossus, this is one of my favorite bits from the show
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-sunnyz. 611
How did the video editor get the polygons on the sides of Nick's and Griffin's portraits to bounce with the audio levels? Like what software does that?
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How did the video editor get the polygons on the sides of Nick's and Griffin's portraits to bounce with the audio levels? Like what software does that?
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polygon
The sad thing is I never before realized that's why Ash's last name is Ketchum, it's one of those things you hear until you dont pay attention to; RIP me
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The sad thing is I never before realized that's why Ash's last name is Ketchum, it's one of those things you hear until you dont pay attention to; RIP me
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-Mars0War
I just realised, we literally used to play this -war- version of Pokemon cards when I was in primary school. I don't think I even know the real rules.
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I just realised, we literally used to play this -war- version of Pokemon cards when I was in primary school. I don't think I even know the real rules.
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-robertk1314
-At the end of the game, Emil had all 52 cards. -
6 year old Emil: 1
Professional Reviewer: 0
Well played Emil, well played.
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-At the end of the game, Emil had all 52 cards. -
6 year old Emil: 1
Professional Reviewer: 0
Well played Emil, well played.
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-charlieh5505
this movie starts out on my bday and I haven't stopped talking about it since I was born, since I was fresh out the womb
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this movie starts out on my bday and I haven't stopped talking about it since I was born, since I was fresh out the womb
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-Mudig
Delusional fanboys clouding their judgement through nostalgia. This movie was awful, every way you look at it. just awful.
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Delusional fanboys clouding their judgement through nostalgia. This movie was awful, every way you look at it. just awful.
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-Ezonater
You're telling me this whole time I've been watching Nick Robinson and MBMBaM and NEVER KNEW THAT THEY WERE CONNECTED?
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You're telling me this whole time I've been watching Nick Robinson and MBMBaM and NEVER KNEW THAT THEY WERE CONNECTED?
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-dornkthepanda
i-m pretty sure they just gave it a bad review because its based off of a game, but the movies are actually good.
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i-m pretty sure they just gave it a bad review because its based off of a game, but the movies are actually good.
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-IronicHavoc
I can acknowledge my memories of the first movie just being nostalgia, but I'm pretty sure 2000 was dope.
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I can acknowledge my memories of the first movie just being nostalgia, but I'm pretty sure 2000 was dope.
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-molybdenumrose
Someone prototyped a real game based on this! Look up -Munchlax Analysis itch. io- and you'll find it.
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Someone prototyped a real game based on this! Look up -Munchlax Analysis itch. io- and you'll find it.
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-saveme4340
Some of the critic reviews I found online from back in the day were straight-up xenophobic and insulting.
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Some of the critic reviews I found online from back in the day were straight-up xenophobic and insulting.
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-Kzierbold
I love how Griffin tries to correct Nick's pronunciation of Emil but then decides -nah its not worth it-
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I love how Griffin tries to correct Nick's pronunciation of Emil but then decides -nah its not worth it-
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-DoubleATam
What this clip is missing is MULTIPLE REVIEWERS DESPERATE TO COMPARE POKEMON THE FIRST MOVIE TO AKIRA
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What this clip is missing is MULTIPLE REVIEWERS DESPERATE TO COMPARE POKEMON THE FIRST MOVIE TO AKIRA
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