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Pat & Simone Send a Truck to Heaven in Metal Gear Solid V - GAME OGRE, Episode 1

Pat & Simone Send a Truck to Heaven in Metal Gear Solid V - GAME OGRE, Episode 1

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
Is this what the Spice Girls were singing about in 2 become 1? Simone and Pat have been smashed together into one giant mountain of gamer meat, and have to complete challenging game trials. This week, they are on a sneaking mission. Mistakes are made
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 25


I got Platinum on Katamari Damashi, but didn't have anyone to play with, so I taped down the sticks on the P2 controller, handed it to my cat, and corrected for the skew. I really like Polygon's weird way of adding a new challenge to the game.
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i'm so glad there's now a series dedicated to pat and simone sensually feeding one another this is great (also dishonored 1 or 2 would be a great game for this series, what with the sword in one hand powers in the other mechanic)
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Polygon figured out how to avoid the criticism from people about how bad their journalists are at video games. Put the footage from one of their reviewers on screen and then cut to two actors in a sweater so they have an excuse.
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I love Pat, I love Simone, I love Parm, I would love for this to be regular. but. please. please please please put Griffin into a specialty knit conjoined twin ugly sweater with Russ and make them play Cuphead.
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as someone who just recently beat mgs5 im crying over simone accidentally fultoning a truck then laughing for a minute straight before saying, in hysterics, -why is that an option-
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How have I lived for 38 years and never experienced Simone laughing in this particular way. I feel cheated.
I think the main lesson of this video is, Never Be Game Ogre.

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Another example of so called -games Journalists- being terrible at video games, I for one could S rank C2W with one hand when I was like 2.
Pathetic.

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Does the video keep cutting away at the most exciting moments because it's gory or something? The editing is so offputting but I love the idea!
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On top of being such a good video, this has such strong sibling energy. Like, a combo of the -get-along- shirt and having to share the TV
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I just noticed clean-faced-baby-boy Pat had a lil scruff going on by the end of the episode. How long did it take y'all to walk to the kitchen?
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I miss game ogre, it's exactly like when me and my twin sister used to wear our dad's sweater and play the tarzan game but like way funnier.
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i never noticed pats dimples until now. parm is old news, the new pat body part is. pimples. ok back to the drawing board folx
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I am willing to bet real money that the origin of this was they found the sweater first, and then came up with a show using the sweater.
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More of this please. More sweating two-headed ogre playing games -almost- good enough. Subscribing now in hopes this is a thing.
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Is it just me, or so Simone and Pat give off very strong Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves vibes when their energies are combined?
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I wanna know how many takes it took to do the final lunch segment! Also, do that at the end of each episode of this please!
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Coming back to this years later because Simone attaching the balloon to the car and then crying IS -my- happy place.
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Next up: Game Ogre cooking show, where they make the dishes that require the most precision when being prepared.
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Is it just me or does title Game Ogre and even the animated intro remind you of the Yogscast series Game Goblin?
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Every nanosecond of Pat's reaction to the truck being spirited away sends me like Simone sent that truck.
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I love that Justin's voiceover sounds like he is barely holding it together it makes me laugh every time
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I like to imagine that they are holding hands under the jumper and just being the best friends ever: )
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Man, Pat is so calming. I feel like he could talk me through disarming a bomb and I wouldn't freak out.
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Something tells me they thought of the name and were like -that sounds cool, what would that show be? -
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Pat looking defeated when Simone asks if its a hard game has some real Office vibes and I'm diggin it.
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