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Griffin and Nick Date ALL 50 STATES (with Austin Walker) - CoolGames Inc

Griffin and Nick Date ALL 50 STATES (with Austin Walker) - CoolGames Inc

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
What if you could date every state in the union? 50 FIRST STATES sets out to answer that question. Thank you to Angelica Maria Lopez (-charmwitch) for the character designs! Download them here: Audio from CoolGames Inc Episode 14, Fifty First States
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 13


As a Delawarean I am offended by the title of this game because it gives the title of First State to all of the states rather than the rightful holder the small and lovely Delaware. All of these other late states - lates, we call them - are moving in on our precious title of First State which is one of the few things that Delaware can hold on a national level. We are also one of the five states with no sales tax and have the second diverging diamond interchange to be put in place in these great United States of America but really being the first to ratify the Constitution is our biggest claim to fame and Caesar Rodney did not ride on a horse in the cold with his very stylish scarf to have all these other lates move in on our territory. I know I speak on behalf of the entire First State of Delaware and Caesar Rodney's fabulous ghost when I urge you to reconsider the title of your very Cool Game thank you and good day.
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Legit tho, how would dating Kentucky work? Cause like, most of the state actually kind of accurate to the hick stereotype, but then Louisville, the biggest city is like, polar opposite. Louisville is more like a city on the east coast than a middle America town.
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Imagine the creepy fetish fan art for this game
You could draw a vore comic where Alaska swallows every other state-tan and no one would know it was a fetish comic

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what if when animu Norway comes along and is like -Hey east coast American states, I'm as tall as all of you combined but only a fraction of the width-
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As someone from Maine, that is a mostly accurate depiction. Need to make it more blatantly obvious that the coffee is from Dunkin Donuts, though.
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I came so close to googling this because I thought it was real. I'm upset now. Can someone please fund this? IT'S FREE MONEY FOR GODSAKES
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So New York just has his face ALL OVER his body? You shake his hand? Oops, eyeball juice. That whole appendage was a stretched out eye
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What would be scarier, Alaska's tiny face in a huge head or New York's huge bulging facial features out of a tiny body?
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i wonder what each state is like, like i wonder how my state (georgia) or california or pennsylvania would be like
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I want this to be a thing, make it lbgt inclusive and I'm down this would also help my geography knowledge
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But I want depictions of all 50 states now, how can you only do like 5 and call it a day? That's cruel.
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Why is it America vs Europe but we only get characters based off of the States
WHY NOT CANADA WHY NOT?

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Minus all the proportion bs and the dolphins hand, I would legitimately play this game. Like get on it!
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