Touch the Skyrim Ep. 15: Griffin and Nick ACTUALLY BREAK SKYRIM
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Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away\r\n
Date: 2023-12-10
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Comments and reviews: 22
-thundersoul6795
I mean, that's -speedrun strats- for ya. You need a fair bit of luck if you're going to break all the sequences and expect the game to work flawlessly after such an insult. It's not even the mods, it's your misuse of them. Next time you want some normal progress in a fragile AAA game, don't interrupt the characters when they're progressing the storyline by slowly moving their mouths.
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I mean, that's -speedrun strats- for ya. You need a fair bit of luck if you're going to break all the sequences and expect the game to work flawlessly after such an insult. It's not even the mods, it's your misuse of them. Next time you want some normal progress in a fragile AAA game, don't interrupt the characters when they're progressing the storyline by slowly moving their mouths.
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-jjclemo
So i guess this is over now. it was fun while it lasted, but one last episode as the finale would of made it perfect. I do love you guys so much, you really do brighten peoples days with your good good goofs, but with nick gone now, im guessing this is just going to be abandoned. thank you soft boys, thanks you very much for the time we had, but i guess we just move on from here: )
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So i guess this is over now. it was fun while it lasted, but one last episode as the finale would of made it perfect. I do love you guys so much, you really do brighten peoples days with your good good goofs, but with nick gone now, im guessing this is just going to be abandoned. thank you soft boys, thanks you very much for the time we had, but i guess we just move on from here: )
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polygon
Fun fact, the starting cutscene gets messed up with any -faster horses- mod too. As far as I understand it-s because the horses have a set walking path and time and the different speed will mess it up
It-s weird to me how mods will affect the cutscenes tho, but I guess it-s just because of how they-re done in Skyrim
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Fun fact, the starting cutscene gets messed up with any -faster horses- mod too. As far as I understand it-s because the horses have a set walking path and time and the different speed will mess it up
It-s weird to me how mods will affect the cutscenes tho, but I guess it-s just because of how they-re done in Skyrim
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-ionceateapinecone
I know I'm late to the party and neither of these boys even work for Polygon anymore, but that flippycart bug is caused by Skyrim running at more than 60fps, because a bunch of weird physics and character navigation stuff is tied to the FPS for god-knows-what reason
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I know I'm late to the party and neither of these boys even work for Polygon anymore, but that flippycart bug is caused by Skyrim running at more than 60fps, because a bunch of weird physics and character navigation stuff is tied to the FPS for god-knows-what reason
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-BaconBot360games
I feel like I can't watch this or Carboys anymore without feeling like a terrible, horrible person. These series feel tainted and ominous. I just want to be able to watch Carboys again without feeling hurt.
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I feel like I can't watch this or Carboys anymore without feeling like a terrible, horrible person. These series feel tainted and ominous. I just want to be able to watch Carboys again without feeling hurt.
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-lemeres2478
they broke it so badly that they had to install a human as a key part of the code to act as the quest manager. If they continued with mods, then eventually, their flesh would have been fused to the machine.
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they broke it so badly that they had to install a human as a key part of the code to act as the quest manager. If they continued with mods, then eventually, their flesh would have been fused to the machine.
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polygon
Why did this series end so abruptly? I thought they at least would bring it to SOME conclusion, instead of anticlimactically ending after failing a quest, without any further words about it.
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Why did this series end so abruptly? I thought they at least would bring it to SOME conclusion, instead of anticlimactically ending after failing a quest, without any further words about it.
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-Zergqueen377
very late post. But it's cause you skipped Todd's wall puzzle in Bleakfalls Barrow. You NEED to use the golden claw and do the puzzle, or the rest of the games script goes all jank.
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very late post. But it's cause you skipped Todd's wall puzzle in Bleakfalls Barrow. You NEED to use the golden claw and do the puzzle, or the rest of the games script goes all jank.
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-laurafrakinroslin
Well this series is probably dead but I wonder who Griffin's next partner in video game crime will be. I'd love Simone, Ashlee, or Allegra. Oo, or Tara. Tara's probably busy: (
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Well this series is probably dead but I wonder who Griffin's next partner in video game crime will be. I'd love Simone, Ashlee, or Allegra. Oo, or Tara. Tara's probably busy: (
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polygon
Griffin and Nicks experience trying to get the game to work reminds me of when, in my fallout game, father was on the CIT roof he would just fly upwards when I tried to talk to him
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Griffin and Nicks experience trying to get the game to work reminds me of when, in my fallout game, father was on the CIT roof he would just fly upwards when I tried to talk to him
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-SquiggyLives
The -thunk- of the plate being dropped on Balgruuf-s head as he-s knocked unconscious followed by Griffin saying -Do something, idiot! - is my new ring tone.
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The -thunk- of the plate being dropped on Balgruuf-s head as he-s knocked unconscious followed by Griffin saying -Do something, idiot! - is my new ring tone.
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-than217
I hate that this series never had a proper ending while it was so close to the end: ( They had like 1 or 2 episodes left they say in one of the last eps of this.
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I hate that this series never had a proper ending while it was so close to the end: ( They had like 1 or 2 episodes left they say in one of the last eps of this.
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-lenacarey2333
So uh. Suggestion for new replacement series along the same vein. Fallout Boys. Griffin and Pat mod Fallout: New Vegas until it's unrecognizable.
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So uh. Suggestion for new replacement series along the same vein. Fallout Boys. Griffin and Pat mod Fallout: New Vegas until it's unrecognizable.
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-itac. 2280
I've written a little haiku in dedication to this episode:
All horses are cars
We all ran right off the road
Now we're upside down: )
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I've written a little haiku in dedication to this episode:
All horses are cars
We all ran right off the road
Now we're upside down: )
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-FunnyMagicRing
It's kind of poetic that after 15 episodes of trying to break Skyrim with mods the thing that actually broke the game was the Skyrim part.
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It's kind of poetic that after 15 episodes of trying to break Skyrim with mods the thing that actually broke the game was the Skyrim part.
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polygon
Best part is that this -one moment- bug with the jarl has nothing to do with our boys. This is a common Skyrim bug that was never patched.
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Best part is that this -one moment- bug with the jarl has nothing to do with our boys. This is a common Skyrim bug that was never patched.
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-micahgraham8547
Griffin: -literally rips the yarl from his seat using a mod-
Yarl's AI: -gets confused-
Griffin: -suprised pikachu face-
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Griffin: -literally rips the yarl from his seat using a mod-
Yarl's AI: -gets confused-
Griffin: -suprised pikachu face-
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-brycekrispiez714
It cracks me up that Griffin gets so pissed at this game when it doesn-t work. You-re the one who installed like 200 mods --
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It cracks me up that Griffin gets so pissed at this game when it doesn-t work. You-re the one who installed like 200 mods --
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-SquawkMonk
The ultimate Skyrim experience: trying desperately to fix a broken quest until you say -screw it- and start murdering creatively.
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The ultimate Skyrim experience: trying desperately to fix a broken quest until you say -screw it- and start murdering creatively.
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-pkstarstorm6967
I'm so disappointed in Nick. Car Boys and Touch the Skyrim were my two favorite online series and now they just feel wrong.
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I'm so disappointed in Nick. Car Boys and Touch the Skyrim were my two favorite online series and now they just feel wrong.
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-jamessteuer5360
WOAH WOAH WOAH, That is NOT Thomas, That's Gordon, learn your tank engines before you comment on them, jeez.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH, That is NOT Thomas, That's Gordon, learn your tank engines before you comment on them, jeez.
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-jonahisalright
I can't believe we're never going to see an actual ending for this series. They were so close to being done.
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I can't believe we're never going to see an actual ending for this series. They were so close to being done.
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