Calculate your pet's HP with my 100% legitimate formula - Unraveled
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Date: 2023-12-10
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-DefinitelyNotAnAi
According to logic my cat should be a barbarian because of their fits of rage in which they attempt (and usually succeed) to commit extreme acts of violence but based on your system my cat is a ranger or quite possibly a rogue. The flaw in your system is that you failed to account for the main thing that barbarians do and instead just did the stereotype of a traditional barbarian while not raging. Classes are defined by mechanical ability and certain gimmicks, not how they are role-played.
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According to logic my cat should be a barbarian because of their fits of rage in which they attempt (and usually succeed) to commit extreme acts of violence but based on your system my cat is a ranger or quite possibly a rogue. The flaw in your system is that you failed to account for the main thing that barbarians do and instead just did the stereotype of a traditional barbarian while not raging. Classes are defined by mechanical ability and certain gimmicks, not how they are role-played.
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polygon
Actually it's your constitution stat, not your class. Sure you are incentivised to put more points into certain stats depending on class but you don't HAVE to. So Class is kinda irrelevant. also if -healing- is the defining feature of cleric for pets then you could argue that cats are also clerics as cats sitting on you and purring is said to have a calming affect that assists in the healing process. So far at half way through this video I am no closer to understanding what my cats HP is -
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Actually it's your constitution stat, not your class. Sure you are incentivised to put more points into certain stats depending on class but you don't HAVE to. So Class is kinda irrelevant. also if -healing- is the defining feature of cleric for pets then you could argue that cats are also clerics as cats sitting on you and purring is said to have a calming affect that assists in the healing process. So far at half way through this video I am no closer to understanding what my cats HP is -
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-Arthurguy95
Aight so here-s another thing, interacting with your pet for the HP study doesn-t change the regular behavior of your pet as long as it-s how you regularly interact with the pet, because as a pet, they regularly rely on you. Example: that fern you-re studying won-t last long unless you give that thirsty dramatic b---- some water.
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Aight so here-s another thing, interacting with your pet for the HP study doesn-t change the regular behavior of your pet as long as it-s how you regularly interact with the pet, because as a pet, they regularly rely on you. Example: that fern you-re studying won-t last long unless you give that thirsty dramatic b---- some water.
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-akitaneru3760
My cat Percy is a cleric right now. I think the DM has let him change classes as he's aged. He DEFINITELY used to be a rogue until the point that he ran away and we're pretty sure the Percy that came back was a different cat entirely, which I guess is why he changed classes. Now, especially as he's gotten old, he just sits, purrs, and yells and paws at me when he wants something
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My cat Percy is a cleric right now. I think the DM has let him change classes as he's aged. He DEFINITELY used to be a rogue until the point that he ran away and we're pretty sure the Percy that came back was a different cat entirely, which I guess is why he changed classes. Now, especially as he's gotten old, he just sits, purrs, and yells and paws at me when he wants something
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polygon
Amy: Level 84 Dog (Zuchon) Ranger 156+(2. 4-84)= 357. 6 HP
Max: Level 93 Dog Cleric (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel) 76+(2. 4-93)= 299. 2
This must be why Amy spends much more time running around in the snow during winter, it-s not because her breed has a warm double coat or anything silly like that, it-s because she has more HP and her ranger heart is already as cold as ice.
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Amy: Level 84 Dog (Zuchon) Ranger 156+(2. 4-84)= 357. 6 HP
Max: Level 93 Dog Cleric (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel) 76+(2. 4-93)= 299. 2
This must be why Amy spends much more time running around in the snow during winter, it-s not because her breed has a warm double coat or anything silly like that, it-s because she has more HP and her ranger heart is already as cold as ice.
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-Hlessirah
My cat is 1000% a rogue. She's black and uses her natural camouflage to her advantage; when we first brought her home, we literally lost her in the living room and couldn't find her for two hours. She's also constantly taking my spot on my chair, she once stole and ate half a loaf of foccacia bread, and every morning I wake up to her just staring at me.
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My cat is 1000% a rogue. She's black and uses her natural camouflage to her advantage; when we first brought her home, we literally lost her in the living room and couldn't find her for two hours. She's also constantly taking my spot on my chair, she once stole and ate half a loaf of foccacia bread, and every morning I wake up to her just staring at me.
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-Ratsos12
The number of Bulbs of Garlic a given creature can consume in 1 sitting is equal to its HP. If the answer is less than 6, it-s not human.
If the answer is less than 30, it-s sub-human.
Edit: unless they have an allergy to garlic, in which case, I-m so sorry, that sucks and I hope they find a cure for you soon, life needs garlic to thrive.
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The number of Bulbs of Garlic a given creature can consume in 1 sitting is equal to its HP. If the answer is less than 6, it-s not human.
If the answer is less than 30, it-s sub-human.
Edit: unless they have an allergy to garlic, in which case, I-m so sorry, that sucks and I hope they find a cure for you soon, life needs garlic to thrive.
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-numberonesnarkfan
my black lab Yukko is definitely a barbarian. He causes bodily harm to humans often, falls under the scientific category of -himbo-, weirds out the other dogs by playing too enthusiastically, and speaks just as much and as loudly as a husky. Oh, and he destroys anything that you leave within his reach.
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my black lab Yukko is definitely a barbarian. He causes bodily harm to humans often, falls under the scientific category of -himbo-, weirds out the other dogs by playing too enthusiastically, and speaks just as much and as loudly as a husky. Oh, and he destroys anything that you leave within his reach.
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-retropulpmonkey
We have three dogs, one clearly a rogue, one a paladin, and one that I couldn't define (Phoebe. So I temporarily classified her as Meatball. Until I met Zuko. Phoebe is definitely a Barbarian that never got twinked out. Total noob. LVL 1. Baseline perks and a disadvantage on initiative.
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We have three dogs, one clearly a rogue, one a paladin, and one that I couldn't define (Phoebe. So I temporarily classified her as Meatball. Until I met Zuko. Phoebe is definitely a Barbarian that never got twinked out. Total noob. LVL 1. Baseline perks and a disadvantage on initiative.
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polygon
I can-t decide what class my cat is because he TRIES to be stealthy but he sucks at it. He-s super loud, and he-s the most affectionate little guy ever.
Since he is an emotional support animal I-m going to put him in the cleric category, even though he sometimes sucks at his job
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I can-t decide what class my cat is because he TRIES to be stealthy but he sucks at it. He-s super loud, and he-s the most affectionate little guy ever.
Since he is an emotional support animal I-m going to put him in the cleric category, even though he sometimes sucks at his job
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-samreid6010
You failed to fully fulfill the premise introduced by the intro. You quantified how many hit points a pet should have, but not what a hit point represents now. Obviously it-s no longer how many 14- shells, but we need a new definition to go with the knowledge of pet hit points
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You failed to fully fulfill the premise introduced by the intro. You quantified how many hit points a pet should have, but not what a hit point represents now. Obviously it-s no longer how many 14- shells, but we need a new definition to go with the knowledge of pet hit points
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-zecseed
i just want to say smt about the class sistem what happens if your cat is a scared thing that likes to look brave but lets his brother do everything and disapers into the cubord when the slightest trace of any other human is within a 20 meater radius
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i just want to say smt about the class sistem what happens if your cat is a scared thing that likes to look brave but lets his brother do everything and disapers into the cubord when the slightest trace of any other human is within a 20 meater radius
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-bananabanana484
Fun Fact! 1 HP of damage in DnD is about equivalent to 150 Pounds of force, as the PSI of an untrained punch is 150, the average punching surface is 1 square inch, and in DnD an untrained punch deals 1 damage.
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Fun Fact! 1 HP of damage in DnD is about equivalent to 150 Pounds of force, as the PSI of an untrained punch is 150, the average punching surface is 1 square inch, and in DnD an untrained punch deals 1 damage.
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-Jess-em4ri
There's no chance anyone will respond but I'll ask anyway: how do you count long, consistent actions? My cat is 100% a cleric and she lays on top of me and purrs and purrs for hours if I don't make her get up.
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There's no chance anyone will respond but I'll ask anyway: how do you count long, consistent actions? My cat is 100% a cleric and she lays on top of me and purrs and purrs for hours if I don't make her get up.
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-7021exe
Considering that my plants (cleric) are -eating- photons and water permanently, their level is roughly (28 + (1, 44 - 10-23. I'm glad to see that nobody will ever mess with my plants!
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Considering that my plants (cleric) are -eating- photons and water permanently, their level is roughly (28 + (1, 44 - 10-23. I'm glad to see that nobody will ever mess with my plants!
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-zyaicob
I think you're right to interact with the pet. Olivia was talking about wild animals, but pets are by definition animals you interact with. EV training the cat was a good idea.
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I think you're right to interact with the pet. Olivia was talking about wild animals, but pets are by definition animals you interact with. EV training the cat was a good idea.
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-kaedesakura9274
You can't be not observed. A cleric can't do any clericing without a party member to heal and buff. Barbarians need target and rogues need someone to hide from
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You can't be not observed. A cleric can't do any clericing without a party member to heal and buff. Barbarians need target and rogues need someone to hide from
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-hesnotbad9045
The easiest actual way to this is take the amount of blood loss it takes to kill a person, set that to 100, then assign hp based on its relation to that number
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The easiest actual way to this is take the amount of blood loss it takes to kill a person, set that to 100, then assign hp based on its relation to that number
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-slimetime1220
in d&d a while ago i had a cleric with a huge spider mount named fritter that had 7 legs and was afraid of heights. i forget its hp though.
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in d&d a while ago i had a cleric with a huge spider mount named fritter that had 7 legs and was afraid of heights. i forget its hp though.
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-knd20221
I currently work at a dairy farm, and every time someone mentions how -cows are just big dogs- i have to resist the urge to say -yes. Milky dogs-
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I currently work at a dairy farm, and every time someone mentions how -cows are just big dogs- i have to resist the urge to say -yes. Milky dogs-
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-byeson-hu1yj
Kinda funny how he calls out animal abuse and then casually mentions farm animals as if breeding animals for slaughter is completely fine.
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Kinda funny how he calls out animal abuse and then casually mentions farm animals as if breeding animals for slaughter is completely fine.
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-aquaticbean
when i clicked on this video, i thought it said pH. yes, i genuinely thought he would be pouring universal indicator solution onto a cat.
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when i clicked on this video, i thought it said pH. yes, i genuinely thought he would be pouring universal indicator solution onto a cat.
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-centenia5040
I have had this in the background so many times, and I just realized this. He categorized the literal God of all pokemon as an Equine
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I have had this in the background so many times, and I just realized this. He categorized the literal God of all pokemon as an Equine
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-CraftingGummi
I have two dogs, one tiny Paladin, and a big Barbarian.
Too lazy to do the calculations right now, but I love both of them: )
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I have two dogs, one tiny Paladin, and a big Barbarian.
Too lazy to do the calculations right now, but I love both of them: )
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polygon
So you won't allow sorcerer because I don't have a magical pet, but cleric is fine because my dog might be god's favorite? Seems legit.
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So you won't allow sorcerer because I don't have a magical pet, but cleric is fine because my dog might be god's favorite? Seems legit.
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polygon
The music at the start is Caipirinha's Night by Phillipe Guez
Leave your thank you for Mihai Esainu in the music timestamp comment
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The music at the start is Caipirinha's Night by Phillipe Guez
Leave your thank you for Mihai Esainu in the music timestamp comment
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-joelslater4587
I'm 3 years late on this one but Blissey has higher max HP than Wailord and Blissey existed when this video was released.
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I'm 3 years late on this one but Blissey has higher max HP than Wailord and Blissey existed when this video was released.
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-asahearts1
It partly depends on the armor and damage type. Fur is good against blunt damage, shells are better against cutting damage.
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It partly depends on the armor and damage type. Fur is good against blunt damage, shells are better against cutting damage.
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-elliekoenig9996
I want BDG to know that I used his 100% legitimate formula in a college presentation and that my mom's bird has 354 HP
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I want BDG to know that I used his 100% legitimate formula in a college presentation and that my mom's bird has 354 HP
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-SuspiciousOwlbear
Instructions unclear, cat is clearly a warlock that has made a deal with some greater entity for dark powers.
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Instructions unclear, cat is clearly a warlock that has made a deal with some greater entity for dark powers.
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