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Dad Jokes with Kratos

Dad Jokes with Kratos

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
Kratos may be a dad now, but his journey to fatherhood won't be complete until he delivers some truly awful dad jokes. We teamed up with Kratos voice actor Christopher Judge to make our daddy dreams a reality
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 21


i hate that i only -just- realized because of THIS VIDEO that Christopher Judge the voiceactor (kratos) and Christopher Judge the actor (Teal'c, my entire childhood) are the same person. i can't believe i never made the connection before -
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When I first played God of War (2018, I didn't know that Judge was doing the voice over and I kept wondering where I had heard that voice before which is quite sad since I had watched all episodes of Stargate SG-1.
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Eh wait a minute, where's all the outrage and protesters for a black guy voicing a WHITE character?
Calling all BLM stooges, where's your outrage at this clear cultural appropriation?

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You know why dad jokes exist, right?
Your old man-s got a billion stronger jokes but he-s gotta keep it G-rated.
I JUST understood this when Kratos told the -no eye dea- one.

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Coz sacrifaice like child play and joke it like not important man. if u dont trust me leave mw okay. sacriface in future unneedes that what i see coz i know what is better than scarifice.
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I wish these were rare easter eggs Kratos could just randomly say to Atreus. Like you couldn't MANUALLY get him to say the jokes. Just every so often Kratos picks a random joke
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It-s enjoyable watching this because he-s such a giggly guy. During Stargate, he was the goofball of the bunch, even though his character was supposed to be the most stoic.
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ENVY's face always looks like he's having an allergic reaction to something and he needs to be rushed to the ER. when ever I see his picture I just wanna toss him a benadryl.
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This is absolutely horrifying to me, everyone hears chris judge laughing but i hear kratos laughing and it is the most horrific image ive ever seen, imagine doom guy laughed?
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Holy crap, that's Christopher Judge, Kratos is voiced by the man who played Teal'c!
Once again he is a powerful and stoic warrior on a quest to fight gods!

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-Boy! What is brown and sounds like a bell? -
-I hate you, Father! I hate you so much! I'm going to live with Mom and her new boyfriend! -
-Dung. -

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-Boy! Did you see that comedy about the mythical half-man half-goat who ran for office? -
-Father, please, don't. -
-It was a political satyr. -

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Kratos: -At first I didn't understand why we needed Mimir, but then I realized it was the only way to get a head-
Mimir: - -groan- -

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Seeing this big brolic mixed or black guy (I forgot what Chris is) saying dad jokes in Kratos's voice is truly a gift to humanity
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Y Do Shears Never Joke Boy? Because They Are Always Shearious.
i Thought of That After Hearing The Beard Joke, Lol. - HRK

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It's Great to See that Chris has His Humour Still Since Stargate --- Way to Go Teal'c, I mean Christopher Judge, Sorry, KRONOS -
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-Boy! How do you tell Odin's sons apart? -
-Father, stop. -
-Thor has a full head of hair but the other one is Baldr. -

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I-m just imagining Kratos randomly saying these jokes in-game while the rest of the story plays out exactly the same
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-Boy! Why was the retired Greek warrior sad? -
-Father, I'm begging you, stop! -
-He had post-spartan depression. -

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Christopher Judge and Clancy Brown sound the same, Chris just has a deeper tone but kratos reminds me of hank lmao
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Just realized, I've never ever EVER heard Kratos laugh before. In GOW 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5. That's kinda sad -
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